Friday Fun on Monday

Hope everyone had a safe and fun holiday weekend. But to help get rid of this "Case of the Mondays" here is some breaking news.

It appears that the first puppy, Bo, already has his first speaking engagement. He will be speaking at the Washington DC Kennel Club obedience graduation. Protesters have already expressed their outrage with scheduling Bo for this speech. It appears that Bo has bumped the dog that rides a skateboard from this gala.

When asked how he's taking this, skateboard dog said he was taking it "ruff".

Some students are biting at the chance to see the first dog while others know that he's going to stay no matter what they do.

Outraged, polar bears in Germany have already started taking their anger out. Meanwhile, back here in the States, some are protesting Bo's stance on anti-rolled up news paper training and anti-monogamy. The protesters are rumored to be in the dozens, but mostly squirrels just going nuts a the thought of the first dog attending this prestigious event. MORE NEWS AS IT BREAKS.